The Invisible Route Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- A mysterious flag erases Pitts Sr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Pitts Sr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pitts Sr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.