The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Pitts Sr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pitts Sr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.