The Blocking Assignment Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Pitts Sr. spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
92%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Lions fan
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Pitts Sr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.