The Invisible Route Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Pitts Sr. gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
86%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pitts Sr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.