The Chip-and-Release Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Pitts Sr. gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
76%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pitts Sr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.