The Snap Count Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Ref: "Number Pitts Sr., that's a flag." Pitts Sr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- The broadcast shows Pitts Sr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pitts Sr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.