The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Pitts Sr.'s stadium. Only over Pitts Sr..
75%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Pitts Sr., Pitts Sr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.