The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Pitts Sr. stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
76%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pitts Sr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.