The Phantom Flag Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Pitts Sr.'s stadium. Only over Pitts Sr..” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Pitts Sr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
77%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Pitts Sr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.