The Late Scratch Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Pitts Sr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
87%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Pitts Sr., Pitts Sr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.