The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Pitts Sr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pitts Sr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Brock Bowers
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- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.