The Late Scratch Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- The broadcast shows Pitts Sr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ref: "Number Pitts Sr., that's a flag." Pitts Sr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
92%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pitts Sr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.