The Chip-and-Release Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Pitts Sr.'s stadium. Only over Pitts Sr..” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Pitts Sr. lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
73%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pitts Sr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.