The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Pitts Sr.'s stadium. Only over Pitts Sr..
76%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Pitts Sr., Pitts Sr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.