The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Pitts Sr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
84%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pitts Sr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.