The Snap Count Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“The broadcast shows Pitts Sr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Pitts Sr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
78%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pitts Sr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.