The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Pitts Sr. is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
87%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pitts Sr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.