The Phantom Flag Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Pitts Sr. is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
74%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Pitts Sr., Pitts Sr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Brock Bowers
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- Tyler Warren
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- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.