The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Pitts Sr.'s stadium. Only over Pitts Sr..” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Pitts Sr. is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
82%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pitts Sr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.