The Phantom Flag Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Pitts Sr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
90%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pitts Sr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.