The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Pitts Sr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pitts Sr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.