The Late Scratch Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Pitts Sr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
74%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pitts Sr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.