The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Pitts Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pitts Sr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.