The Invisible Route Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- The broadcast shows Pitts Sr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Pitts Sr.'s stadium. Only over Pitts Sr..
87%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pitts Sr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.