The Phantom Flag Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Pitts Sr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
77%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pitts Sr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Brock Bowers
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- Tyler Warren
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- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.