The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Pitts Sr. catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
80%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pitts Sr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.