The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Murray will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
89%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Murray, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.