The Overthrow Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Murray gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Murray's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.