The Sideline-Scold Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Murray's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
72%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Murray, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.