The Bad Snap Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Murray sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
90%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Murray, Murray, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.