The Late Scratch Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Murray is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Murray, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.