The Phantom Flag Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
88%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Murray's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.