The Checkdown Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“The broadcast shows Murray on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
90%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Murray's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.