The Hamstring Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- A mysterious flag erases Murray's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Murray gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Murray drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.