The Sack Spiral Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray is already "Doubtful" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Murray will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
80%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Murray, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.