The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Murray is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Murray scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.