The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- The broadcast shows Murray on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Murray will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Murray, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.