The Sideline-Scold Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Every deep ball Murray throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
76%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Murray's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.