The Snap Count Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Murray leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
85%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Murray drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.