The Late Scratch Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Murray audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
79%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Murray drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.