The Late Scratch Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Murray sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Murray scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.