The Pick-Six Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- The broadcast shows Murray on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Murray will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
72%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Murray, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.