The Hamstring Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray is already "Doubtful" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- The play clock hits zero on Murray four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
79%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Murray's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.