The Sack Spiral Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“The broadcast shows Murray on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Murray finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Murray's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.