The Hamstring Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Murray finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Murray's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.