The Sack Spiral Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Murray is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Murray's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.