The Kneel-Down Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Every deep ball Murray throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Murray is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Murray scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.