The Checkdown Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Ref: "Number Murray, that's a flag." Murray: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Murray will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
92%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Murray, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.