The Kneel-Down Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Murray, the end zone is a rumor.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Murray's stadium. Only over Murray.
76%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Murray, Murray, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.