The Kneel-Down Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Every deep ball Murray throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Ref: "Number Murray, that's a flag." Murray: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
91%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Murray drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.